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roguepaladin:

thiccestybutolder:

I see a little silhouetto of a man

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

• will piss off nerds
• disney owns the kingdom hearts property and not square-enix so nintendo could license it through them completely bypassing square and there isn’t a damn thing square could do about it except stamp their feet and continue to not let midgar have any music
  
• the inevitability of there being KH spirits means that mickey mouse and super mario will have appeared in the same product, meeting one of the conditions needed for capitalism to peak and eventually end
• solid snake can beat the shit out of yoshi while simple and clean plays in the background
  

stinkyhat:

stinkyhat:

took a while but i did it

soloveitchik:

Some customer bought a ton of 5 hour energies and all I could think of was that tweet saying: “at some point you need to grow up and just do cocaine.”

yahooanswer:

now if lady macbeth knew about pegging, i don’t think that there would have been nearly as much murder in that play

nebulaires:

tbh spider-man is such a chill superhero you could ask him to escort you home bc you don’t feel safe and he’d be like ‘ok sure no sweat’ I’m sure he’d even help you with your groceries meanwhile the other avengers be like ‘the world isn’t in danger so you don’t need my help’

pissvortex:

tormod:

tormod:

tumblr peaked when we were able to cyberbully john green

this is the post that got me my first anon graphically telling me to kms

that was john green

the-british-pineapple:

gwennovynne:

country roads

let’s-a-go

it’s-a-me

mario

I admire and hate this simultaneously

hungwy:

hungwy:

i dont like it when elephant seals give me that look

choptail:

pbgoat:

bayek–of–siwa:

Kassandra is just going around Ancient Greece seducing women and having dudes pay her to sleep with their wives.

Game of the year

Wow you told me exactly what to expect and I still couldn’t fuckin believe what I was watching

babylonian:

was she teleported there